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sp3ccylad @lingmops The French tried that idea in 2008: Sébastien Tellier arriving on a golf cart; backing singers with matching beards?

   

sp3ccylad @JulietDJ EXACTLY. I've been begging for a chance for TWO YEARS now.

   

sp3ccylad @MeGuStarKid Thanks for the card, Spooks: had a great day. Brazilian lunch, symphony orchestra in the evening. GB says hi.

   

sp3ccylad @Granthamite Just imagine if Hitler had typeset Mein Kampf in Comic Sans. "Ooh, that lovely Herr Hitler: he can enslave Europe any day."

   

sp3ccylad Home at last: thank you all for the birthday wishes. You're all fabulous!

   

sp3ccylad Right. That's another year I haven't represented the UK, another year we've bombed. #sp3ccyforeurosong

   

sp3ccylad @JCLFAULKNER That's what I felt like saying to the bar concerned. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

   

sp3ccylad Not convinced of the wisdom of putting Amaretto in a Long Island Iced Tea.

   

sp3ccylad Kulcher. (@ Albert Hall) http://t.co/uGjcwETh

   

sp3ccylad Inside the kaleidoscope @ Hopkinson Gallery (formerly The Art Organisation) http://t.co/SHClXxAj

   

sp3ccylad Cheer up, love. @ Hopkinson Gallery (formerly The Art Organisation) http://t.co/XJW9cKuP

   

sp3ccylad @JamesHalfpenny Be fair. The poor lad only got the vote in 1928.

   

sp3ccylad Extricated @suzypie400 from Debenhams after spending only 50 quid on bras. Now in line for a Golden Cleric. #fatherted

   

sp3ccylad "It's Ireland's largest lingerie department… or so I understand." @ Debenhams http://t.co/pg0mAuiN

   

sp3ccylad Wearing my "Portland Macintosh User Group: Spring Camp 2001" t-shirt. Confident that this is the only one of its kind in the East Midlands.

   

sp3ccylad @Vicskyblue Agreed. His finest moment.

   

sp3ccylad @Ray_Pitt "Wake Up Boo" by The Boo Radleys

   

sp3ccylad Abstract study (hipster wanker). @ Tropeiro http://t.co/gCSRckwU

   

sp3ccylad My girl, my birthday @ Tropeiro http://t.co/zgIibJZ2

   

sp3ccylad LET THE MEATFEST BEGIN! (@ Tropeiro) http://t.co/gCSM4QKb