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sarahelizabethf dad just coached his 300th win! against exeter, no less. so proud!

   

sarahelizabethf Cc: @MissMJByrne: http://t.co/ODweh92O

   

sarahelizabethf not amused by the clouds right now. i need a tan ok

   

sarahelizabethf "how many lesbians work here...there are so many flannels." - @pease_katie

   

sarahelizabethf whatever doris, grow up.

   

sarahelizabethf guess which video my mom just sent all of our family & closest friends saying not to watch it at work but it's ok bc her daughter went there

   

sarahelizabethf today's favorite convo - me: please don't overflow the sink! we might have a flood & we don't have Noah here! 5-yr-old: because he's dead?

   

sarahelizabethf what, i get to say that just because i'm 2 feet taller and you picked up 7 blocks not 10? if i said that to an adult...so weird

   

sarahelizabethf never thought i'd spend so many hrs this wk telling tiny humans that they're following/violating "God's rules" or that God will "have a sad"

   

sarahelizabethf @MissMJByrne FYI: i have done the calculations. for minimum diet calorie requirements: ~55 chocolate covered pretzels a day. #maybsnot

   

sarahelizabethf was really hoping i could sleep from 8pm to 6am. laaaame.

   

sarahelizabethf (@barringtongiles you're the best)

   

sarahelizabethf jb boyfriend remix feat 2 chainz, mac miller & asher roth = #pbn&f (that's #playingbasicallynow&forever for you jvs out there)

   

sarahelizabethf i have this weird feeling that trader joe's chocolate covered pretzels aren't part of the #reunionsdiet. thoughts, @MissMJByrne?

   

sarahelizabethf lead teacher for the first time ever today...no 5 year olds died, so i'm pretty sure i rocked it.

   

sarahelizabethf good thing kiddos talked about saving snail lives yesterday @ school. RT @Foodimentary: May 24 is National Escargot Day http://t.co/qxXJxf3P