Updates
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dad just coached his 300th win! against exeter, no less. so proud!
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Cc: @MissMJByrne: http://t.co/ODweh92O
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not amused by the clouds right now. i need a tan ok
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"how many lesbians work here...there are so many flannels." - @pease_katie
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guess which video my mom just sent all of our family & closest friends saying not to watch it at work but it's ok bc her daughter went there
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today's favorite convo - me: please don't overflow the sink! we might have a flood & we don't have Noah here! 5-yr-old: because he's dead?
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what, i get to say that just because i'm 2 feet taller and you picked up 7 blocks not 10? if i said that to an adult...so weird
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never thought i'd spend so many hrs this wk telling tiny humans that they're following/violating "God's rules" or that God will "have a sad"
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@MissMJByrne FYI: i have done the calculations. for minimum diet calorie requirements: ~55 chocolate covered pretzels a day. #maybsnot
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was really hoping i could sleep from 8pm to 6am. laaaame.
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jb boyfriend remix feat 2 chainz, mac miller & asher roth = #pbn&f (that's #playingbasicallynow&forever for you jvs out there)
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i have this weird feeling that trader joe's chocolate covered pretzels aren't part of the #reunionsdiet. thoughts, @MissMJByrne?
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lead teacher for the first time ever today...no 5 year olds died, so i'm pretty sure i rocked it.
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good thing kiddos talked about saving snail lives yesterday @ school. RT @Foodimentary: May 24 is National Escargot Day http://t.co/qxXJxf3P
