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Location: I'm not even here.
Web: http://www.myspace.com/monkeyseatfingers
Bio: I love monkeys, they eat fingers.


notevenhere Just discovered this gem of a @wilw quote: "I shove my hands into the nostrils and pick profusely 'til I find a flag." #robotpickuplines?
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notevenhere @grantimahara Zuul is always acceptable! Fun fact: I have a cat named "There is no Shit-Foot, Only Zuul." Just Zuul for short.
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notevenhere @unsuckdcmetro You've been making stuff up the past 2 days, right? #wmata couldn't've gone that far downhill that fast in 9 months...
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notevenhere Wooderson lives! And looks exactly the same. Cool and weird. @butchwalker's new video: "Synthesizers" http://t.co/TQzIwiqD #ThatsRight!
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notevenhere @ohhushmusic So, you gonna say "topline" ever again? Now I'm ready for another @butchwalker album/tour. As always. http://t.co/TQzIwiqD
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notevenhere Get Your War On comic nails Hollywood. Why the world is doomed if Hollywood controlled the web (#SOPA passed). http://t.co/cFalEJf5
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notevenhere Something I didn't think would be mentioned on Jeopardy tonight: a Donkey Punch. Yep.
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notevenhere Ah shit, I notice "Donald Glover" is trending and L.E.S. comes on iTunes right after... @DonaldGlover is that #blackpower or #magic ?
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notevenhere @JoeBrewerrr Rt. 1 and Berwyn Rd, in the Clarion hotel there. Yay for live shows in CP.
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notevenhere @JoeBrewerrr @rockstarjoe Hahaha, that makes more sense. I forget things from a decade ago... Well, awesome that you got it.
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notevenhere @rockstarjoe @JoeBrewerrr I can't believe I let you take that. Should've gotten it myself. Ya know, since I was there the last night
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notevenhere @JoeBrewerrr @rockstarjoe Awww. I miss Monte's :(
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notevenhere @JoeBrewerrr @rockstarjoe Holy crap! How did y'all get that? That is AWESOME!
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notevenhere @neilhimself Man, "Cold Colours" is pretty fucking disturbing. That is all.
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notevenhere .@butchwalker What happens if you're drunk and have a twitter?" What's fuckin' new, dude? Isn't that what the @twitter machine is all about?
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notevenhere @JoeBrewerrr Meant to send this to you as well.. I don't know how she heard it, but it happened in Ohio. And not by me. She knew the lyrics
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notevenhere @rockstarjoe No idea, man. Either way, it made it's way to Ohio without my help. So did Kat Parsons, for that matter. Bought her CD out here
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notevenhere Not shocked at all by that reaction from the GOP crowd. Why isn't LaRouche on stage with them? He'd fit right in.
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notevenhere So, Ron Paul just went off on the disparity between blacks and whites and the death penalty. The best points he'll ever make. ZERO APPLAUSE
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notevenhere .@ThatKevinSmith faved my tweet about RedState. Also took @EvanCathcart's shift at our vid store so he could peep the RCMH show. #dunn&reddy
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