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lolsob @PaprbakPrincess Substitute "Back in the 1970s/Back on the farm/a drink was 50 cents/there were lines for gas/" #mydadsanimmigranttoo

   

lolsob @technicallykyle Tosh.O : "America's Funniest YouTube(s)". Also known as "Dad's Variety Hour in Front of His Big Screen" on Tuesday.

   

lolsob Drinking Reed's Ginger Beer. It's a nice palate cleanser from tea, cough syrup and Halls.

   

lolsob @shirozora Liquid bandages, my friend. Much less yucky than standard ones and more likely to stay on.

   

lolsob Today an English teacher tried to tell me that I don't know English because he forgot about an adjective in foot high letters.

   

lolsob I swear, people just add random extracts to make themselves feel virtuous about selling over-priced Koolaid. Or Red Bull. #starbucksalot

   

lolsob New pharma-juicicals: Carbonated POM-juice with acai, poppy, green tea, green coffee extract. #DrOzlovesit

   

lolsob Also, I wake up with red, puffy eyes and undereye circles. Stupid trees.

   

lolsob This place is driving my face insane. I've gone from having oily skin, to "sides of my face are flaking off painfully. In May. MAY.

   

lolsob His heaving bosoms rose and fell like demented bakery loaves. "That's egret gray, not blue gray, asshole." #HGTV

   

lolsob 50 Shades of Grey= A cat burglar and a janitor encounter each other in the Nordstrom's men's suit department at dawn.

   

lolsob 50 Shades of Grey= A house makeover host & a newspaper journalist are trapped in a Pleasantville Sherwin Williams.

   

lolsob I'm relistening to #Sputniko. Hilarious.

   

lolsob And I have a not so secret love of geeks.

   

lolsob I <3 @IssaRae & @awkwardblkgrl. I admit, I do lipsync at stop lights. #secretnerdery