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BenjaminJDawson @marcmorehouse You've earned it. Enjoy.

   

BenjaminJDawson @inthefade Feeling butthurt over Jimmy Fallon has to be the lowest a person can get.

   

BenjaminJDawson @mnwild It's not just that. Sid doesn't even know St. Paul exists.

   

BenjaminJDawson @michaelgraham it's been entertaining to follow, I'll give them credit for that.

   

BenjaminJDawson I'm going to piss myself laughing if the Vikes stadium gets killed by the Minneapolis City Council due to a sudden outburst of common sense.

   

BenjaminJDawson So Malcolm Glazer didn't die? Well shucks, let me fluff his pillow and make him more comfortable...

   

BenjaminJDawson To celebrate Cantona's birthday, I'm going to kung-fu kick someone that irritates me and use some wild creativity to score.

   

BenjaminJDawson What's going on with John Tortorella? Did a media member kidnap his dog?

   

BenjaminJDawson Tortorella's kinda answered 2 questions. NOW 3! This is incredible.

   

BenjaminJDawson New York fans are always clever and creative.

   

BenjaminJDawson @CDBarker Also, you guys can have Ryan Suter. Just don't go after Parise. He's coming home.

   

BenjaminJDawson @cdbarker Didn't the Devils score in the 1st minute of the 1st period?

   

BenjaminJDawson @bruce_arthur Give the NHL credit: they've been working fast recently.

   

BenjaminJDawson "Good hockey goal"? God, I hate official-speak.

   

BenjaminJDawson This hockey game is turning into a hockey game, eh.

   

BenjaminJDawson @katiebakes Who isn't tired by conference finals? Other than the Kings.

   

BenjaminJDawson @jmarthaler I'm DVRing the Twins to watch them after the Hockey game's over. No spoilers, please.

   

BenjaminJDawson @karatikki That was complete sarcasm. She's going to be as well-versed in sports as anything else.

   

BenjaminJDawson The Los Angeles Kings are quickly preparing the care package of red bull, aspirin, and goals for the Rangers for game 6.

   

BenjaminJDawson This is rather ugly for the Rangers.