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AUGIET I didn't watch American Idol finale last night because I am not my mom.

   

AUGIET 132.3 million votes cast for last night's American Idol final. One million more than the 2008 presidential election. Let that one marinate.

   

AUGIET I have to say, for the first time, I think there were more celebrities on "Celebrity Apprentice" than there were stars on "Dancing with...

   

AUGIET You could say that I also won American Idol. By not watching it.

   

AUGIET DC Comics says one of their major comic superheroes is going to come out as gay. With all those tights, capes and silky outfits, I'm...

   

AUGIET A & E has cancelled the TV show "Dog the Bounty Hunter." The network president said it was time to dump the series because it was white...

   

AUGIET lies women tell men: "I'm not mad at you","I don't mind if you go to strip clubs with the boys" & "You're the best in bed". Got any more?

   

AUGIET Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has already had his first argument with his new wife. It started when she exclaimed, "I need MySpace!"

   

AUGIET Los Angeles has become the largest city to ban plastic bags--in grocery stores, not under breasts.

   

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AUGIET What a sloppy night of post. Ah well. There's always tomorrow. Goodnight!

   

AUGIET How many Tylenol PM's do i have to take before my pillow turns into a cloud!

   

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AUGIET Before uttering something about another person, ask yourself three questions: Is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary?

   

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AUGIET I'm counting calories now. What comes after 17,000?

   

AUGIET American Idol drinking game: drink every time you don't watch American Idol.

   

AUGIET If u take da number of minutes it took someone 2 text u back, multiply it by 5 & subtract ur age, you've got WAY 2 much free time.